The Assassin's Enemy Lover

The girl raised her head and looked him dead in the eyes before asking, “Do you want to get laid tonight or not?”

The man stared at her all wide-eyed with a stupefied expression. “Huh?” he asked feeling like his ears had heard wrong.

“I will even let you do that thing you like,” she said and her boyfriend’s face lit up like a Christmas tree.

“Really?” he asked and she lowered her head replying,

“Yah as long as you let me upload it.”

Welp, he surely didn’t interfere after that. If his baby wanted to post things then he wouldn’t butt in especially when the reward was that hefty.

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The pair of lovebirds had no idea that their saucy pictures of them were already circulating in a small group. Yi Chen was busy showing his dissatisfaction while Zi Han was trying to appease him. Who knew appeasing Yi Chen was exhausting?

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AN: Says the one who holds grudges.

“It wasn’t really a blind date blind date. You are overthinking it,” he said but Yi Chen wasn’t buying it.

“But it was a blind date. That’s what you said to me. Baby, are you trying to kill me? Is that it?” said Yi Chen slowly luring Zi Han into his trap.

“My heart ached when I read that. My entire world collapsed when I read that. Why do you like to hurt me?”

Zi Han, “...”

“Uh uh, I am sorry. I shouldn’t have gone. I was wrong, okay. I was really wrong. I only love you now don’t be mad,” said Zi Han stroking Yi Chen’s hair.

His hand slid down and caressed Yi Chen’s cheek down to his chin before pinching it gently and pulling him closer. Zi Han reached over to kiss his lips but just as his lips were touching Yi Chen’s the person moved his face away hence Zi Han could only kiss the corner of his lips.

Zi Han rubbed Yi Chen’s chin and tried to coax him gently. “What can I do to make you happy?” he asked his tone indulgent and very patient. Considering that in Yi Chen’s eyes he had given him a green hat he decided to do anything he could to put a smile on his face.

Yi Chen lowered his head burying it in Zi Han’s chest while whispering, “You even pushed me away while we were kissing. I haven’t seen you for so long and you didn’t even want to hug me. Baby, do you know how much I missed you?” said Yi Chen playing that emotional card really well.

Zi Han felt terrible. If it was him and he had caught Yi Chen on a ‘quote on quote’ blind date, he would have lost his shit already. In fact, Yi Chen was handling it better than he would.

The wan expression on his face was suddenly replaced by a look of puzzlement. That’s because Yi Chen had found his way towards his nipple and through the fabric, he began to tease it with his tongue.

Zi Han, “WTF!!”

“You... Chen-ge... ah what. What are you doing,” he said trying to free himself from the shackles of this leech.

“Baby... fuck... Wait wait wait. Not here,” said Zi Han struggling to wiggle out of his arms but Yi Chen only got more enthusiastic. He pressed Zi Han down on the seat and pulled up his t-shirt while saying,

“You asked me what I wanted and now I know what I want. You need to take responsibility and mend my fragile heart.”

Zi Han wanted to laugh but Yi Chen had on that poker face while saying such words thus he suppressed his smile while pushing his hand against his chest before he was stripped naked.

“Okay, we can. Just, just park somewhere. It’s not safe doing it like this,” he said and a slight quirk showed at the corner of Yi Chen’s lips before he ordered Raylan to find a parking place.

This was one of his fantasies. He always wanted to press Zi Han down on the car seat and do unmentionable things to him. There was no better time than now to act out his fantasies.

While Raylan was looking for a place to park, the little Nimsel that had been dozing off in its crate woke up and when it saw Zi Han, it couldn’t help but squeak in excitement.

Zi Han took the opportunity to slip away and picked up the little guy who looked like he had put on some weight.

“Oh, my baby. Who is Daddy’s favourite? Who is Daddy’s favourite?” said Zi Han while rubbing the little fluff ball’s belly with his finger.

“Wee wee wee,” squeaked the little Nimsel playing with daddy Han.

“Yes you are, yes you are Daddy’s favourite,” said Zi Han while intimately rubbing his face on the fluff ball his eyes beaming.

Yi Chen, “...”

“We should definitely not get children,” he murmured already imagining a very stiff competition. This little fluff ball just had to show up and mess up his plans.

“Isn’t he cute? My baby is so cute. Where is your brother? Go get your brother,” he said and the little guy squeaked before jumping out of Zi Han’s hand and running over to the crate to get Mr Twiggles.

As soon as it got inside it suddenly had a very bad premonition. A chill ran down its spine and with a clatter the crate door closed, locked by its jealous father.

Zi Han, “...”

“We need to discuss grown-up stuff so he can’t be out here. I will put on his favourite show and some snacks so we won’t be disturbed. Plus Mr Twiggles will keep him company,” said Yi Chen honestly believing he did nothing wrong. The little guy’s crate was like a little mansion.

Hell, it was even living it up better than barbie. It was more luxurious than when compared to Barbie’s dream house. As expected the little Nimsel went silent immediately. He had already forgotten his good old dad watching some cartoons.

“But I miss him so much. Can’t you let me play with him a little longer?” asked Zi Han pouting.

Yi Chen grinned slyly like he was up to no good making Zi Han shiver involuntarily. He hugged Zi Han and said, “I have something else for you to play with.”

Zi Han, (QAQ)

He had jumped straight into that one.